The Lemon ChuckSep 255 minThe Pig FarmerI knew his voice. Instantly. I had seen the jail cell tapes. The ones where he lamented he hadn't killed an even 50. It was hard to...
The Lemon ChuckApr 34 minAhoy, Bait-y!Want to know a surefire way to ruin $450,000 CASH? I'm talking about rendering it entirely useless for circulation and needing to send it...
The Lemon ChuckApr 31 minColostomy BagThere are some people that I genuinely hope will reincarnate as colostomy bags. At least then- they'd be a useful sack of shit.
The Lemon ChuckMar 313 minMega Donkey"I have a mega donkey." is without a doubt, one of the strangest things I have ever uttered. To make matters worse- I shouted it into the...
The Lemon ChuckMar 203 minBuilt Corn ToughLife might be chewing me up and shitting me out, but I'm built like a piece of corn.
