The Lemon Chuck
The Pig Farmer
I knew his voice. Instantly. I had seen the jail cell tapes. The ones where he lamented he hadn't killed an even 50. It was hard to...
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The Lemon Chuck
- Apr 3
- 4 min
Ahoy, Bait-y!
Want to know a surefire way to ruin $450,000 CASH? I'm talking about rendering it entirely useless for circulation and needing to send it...
The Lemon Chuck
- Apr 3
- 1 min
Colostomy Bag
There are some people that I genuinely hope will reincarnate as colostomy bags. At least then- they'd be a useful sack of shit.
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 31
- 3 min
Mega Donkey
"I have a mega donkey." is without a doubt, one of the strangest things I have ever uttered. To make matters worse- I shouted it into the...
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 20
- 3 min
Built Corn Tough
Life might be chewing me up and shitting me out, but I'm built like a piece of corn.
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 17
- 3 min
Grief Is Like Herpes
Ah yes, the viral infection of human emotions. Does anybody else feel this way? I swear to God- I get to this place where I finally feel...
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 10
- 3 min
Fed Up.
What happened to the cost of doing business? Oh, right... that is now reserved only for small businesses and the up-and-comers. Or now,...
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 8
- 6 min
Well, I'll Be Damned!
If you aren't familiar with my bank robbery story, I suggest you read that now. Not to worry, I will still briefly recap here. Those of...
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 6
- 5 min
The Long Way Home
I've decided to take a long way home: a scenic route back to myself. There's a country song called "I'm in a Hurry (And Don't Know Why)"...
The Lemon Chuck
- Mar 3
- 6 min
I Dream About You.
This will undoubtedly be one of the most unbelievable stories that I'll tell. I promise it's true, and it's something that I am still...
The Lemon Chuck
- Feb 27
- 4 min
Ego Death
Any of you in the healing/self-healing/spiritual landscape will be all too familiar with this term. It used to be a tremendous source of...
The Lemon Chuck
- Feb 23
- 11 min
The Bank Robbery
I remember this day so vividly, even though it was 18 years ago. Picture it with me... it's December 2005 in Calgary, Alberta, Canada...
The Lemon Chuck
- Feb 20
- 3 min
Growing Pains
I've started and restarted this blog so many times. Not out of a desire for perfection but waiting for something to click. To feel right....
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